Nova CarltonCINEMAS

"Only the French could conceive of a film this outrageous, this dark, this… alarmingly possible? Ultimate Chabiite is an apocalypse-themed black comedy that chronicles the downfall of society when men across the globe become obsessed with a tiggy-like game that transfers the state of ‘it’ by tapping your opponent on the balls and yelling CHABITE! When four friends start an adult league of Chabite – essentially the game of tag but with the added insult of a little ball tap at the crucial moment– little do they know that what is a harmless game when played between children becomes an all-encompassing contest of masculine pride when played by the post-pubescent. As the game slowly spreads across France, Europe and eventually the globe forty nine percent of the population become obsessed with protecting their genitals and avoiding the shame of being labelled ‘it’. As society slowly crumbles and a dark, almost medieval dystopian reality sets in, a new threat arises: The Eunuch, a sadistic masked figure of legend who stalks the Lost Lands, castrating all the men in his path as he attempts to destroy the game that destroyed the world – one dick at a time!"